Ronan: Hi! I'm Ronan and I'm here to answer questions and tell all to all you Inuyasha fans! Today my guest will be the one and only… KOGA!
Koga: Its great to be here Shippo, Thanks for inviting me.
Ronan: *nervous laugh* Heheheheh…. Who's Shippo? I'm not…him at all… ON TO THE FIRST QUESTION!
Is Shippo's Tail a living creature seperate from shippo? I mean, it can engulf him any second! - Samantha
Ronan: uh… well… I would assume that Shippo's tail is in fact, just a tail… maybe we should ask him sometime? Any comments Koga?
Koga: No. Not really. But this one time, he did change into me and if he wouldn’t have had his tail, no one would have caught him…
Ronan: *cuts in* EHERM! Uh yes Koga, I'm sure everyone is sick of hearing that story so lets change the subject then shall we?
Koga: What? Don’t you remember? Then Kagome flung you off a cliff…
Ronan: I've never even talked to Kagome! And why do you keep calling me Shippo!?! I am clearly not Shippo!
Koga: I never called you Shippo…
Ronan: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
Does Sango like Pancakes? - Eric
Ronan: Wha? Is that actually the question? Really? It is?
Koga: What kind of stupid question is that? Eric! Do you have nothing better to do than waste our valuable time? I could be making fun of Inuyasha right now! Next question please!
Ronan: HEY! I get to say that! Next question!
Do you think that one idiot guy (Nobunaga [episode, something or another, that Toad Prince one or something]) was born and raised by monkeys? - Rob
Ronan: What exactly does this have to do with Inuyasha or any of the others? I dunno… he was probably raised by monkeys or at least tree frogs. Any thoughts Koga?
Koga: Yeah, yeah… probably raised by monkeys… Now you wanna talk ugly, you look at that Toad Prince! I mean, did he get hit by something large, green, and slimey, or is he just that ugly? He almost looks as bad as Inuyasha! ZING!
Ronan: Yes Zing. Everyone loves to zing Inuyasha. Next question!
Is Miroku's staff made of 24-karat gold, or is it just cheap alluminum? -Julian
Ronan: Well, I spoke to Miroku about this, and to quote him, he said "Yeah it's real gold. The chicks don’t call me the Bling Man for nothing" He also went on to say he had met 7 new good looking ladies… so I'm assuming it's made of alluminum and that Miroku is a dirty liar. Anything to say on this subject Koga?
Koga: You wanna know who's a real dirty liar? Inuyasha! Don’t believe anything he says about me! He's just jealous that Kagome likes me better!
Ronan: And just what exactly does he say about you?
Koga: Like I'd tell you.
Ronan: I just want to know so everyone knows that it's a lie.
Koga: Oh well then! That’s different! He said I look like a girl and that I should go find a nice farmer to marry!
Ronan: There you have it folks! Koga dresses like a girl.
Koga: What? WAIT!
Ronan: SECURITY!
Koga: * being dragged out* You tricked me! I'm gonna get you Shippo!
Ronan: Thanks for coming! Now, seeing as I'm flying solo now, ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION!
That Shippo is soo cute! I wish I could marry him! Where can I meet him for a date? -Cindy
Ronan: Well… I suppose I could arrange something for you cindy… Lets see…
Koga: AH HA!
Ronan: How did you get back in here?!?
Koga: You wrote this letter! I found the envelope under my chair!
Ronan: Me?!? You think I wrote it?!? Noooooo…..
Koga: It says here "written for you by shippocorp"
Ronan: but I'm not Shippo… SECURITY!
Koga: * being dragged away…again* I can't believe you wrote a letter to yourself!! That’s lame! Just about as lame as Inuyasha after I knocked him around………
Ronan: Is he gone? Good. *glances at clock * Well, time's almost up so I should either go home or rant about Sesshomaru untill a pack of fluffy fans tears up my house. It’s a good thing I gave them Koga's adress though…hmm such a hard decision…
Inuyasha: *busts in * WHERE IS THAT KOGA!?! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!
Ronan: He went that way! *points out the door *.
Inuyasha: HE'S GONNA PAY! * stops* waitaminute! Shippo, what are you doing in here?
Ronan: Shippo? I'm not Shippo… I'm Ronan!
Inuyasha: nope, you're Shippo. Those sunglasses aren't fooling anyone.
Ronan: *doing a bad imitation of koga* Inuyasha smells!
Inuyasha: Wha?
Ronan: Theres Koga! He just said you smell!
Inuyasha: HE'S DEAD! *runs out the door*
Ronan: Well… now that he's gone, maybe I can get some work done… Now everyone listen very carefully… Sesshomaru looks like a girl! Doesn’t anyone notice that but me? He's got a big white fluffy thing! What is that thing even? Is that his tail or is he just trying to make a fashion statement? Okay I'm done… Goodnight Feudal Japan! *clicks off the lights*
Next Session's Guest: SESSHOMARU
Email your questions to Ship… I mean Ronan at Ronans2cents@hotmail.com and don’t forget to see if the've been chosen.
